“二战”时(🐽)期,盟(méng )军(jun1 )要实(🍩)施安奇奥登陆计(jì )划(🛍),迫于对一门(mén )(🎺)叫安奇(qí )奥大炮(pào )的超级武器的忌惮(dàn ),要派两个(gè )(🌫)精锐(ruì )特工去摧(cuī )毁这门大炮,结果(guǒ )两(liǎng )个傻逼被派了去,最后(👁)经(🙍)过一连串搞笑事(shì )件,阴差(🛺)阳(yáng )错(cuò )的最后完成(chéng )了任务。
片段一:德国人(rén )在北(běi )非(🚣)布置(🥁)了一个陷阱,准备了一幅(fú )假的防御工(🥎)事(🥔)地图(tú )让(ràng )这二个士兵带回去。他(tā )(🙄)们(㊙)却(👓)阴差(chà )阳错(cuò )的拿走了真的地(🤷)图,最终(zhōng )赢(🤲)得了战役。
(🐀)片段二:他们(🕯)化(🌮)装成管道(dào )工潜入德军在(zài )意大利的司(sī )令部,给他们卫(wèi )生间的(🐨)管道修得乱七八糟,把将(🐩)军(💯)淋(lín )了个(🏒)落汤鸡。将(🈺)军去换衣(😙)服(🤥),拉开抽(👌)屉发(📸)现一(🔷)套(tào )(👵)新的(💸)军(🥅)服(🐞),于是(shì )洗头洗脸准备(bèi )换上新(🐖)军服的时候(🔥)闭(bì )着眼把脸盆里的脏水倒进(jìn )抽屉里了(柜子旁边(biān )有一个(gè )废(fèi )(💅)水桶(tǒng ))。那个将军(😉)是最主要的一个(💁)配角,很(hěn )有(yǒu )意思。到(🍯)影片结束前1分钟(🖱),都(👼)没(😲)有一(⛅)句台(tái )词。最后(🛃)说了(le )一句“谢谢”。
片(piàn )段三:德军有一门超级大炮(pào )俯视(shì )着联军将(😻)要登(⏭)陆的海(🤠)滩。这(zhè )二(😙)个士兵(bīng )居然化装成(chéng )希特(tè )勒和(🏒)随从,去(qù )视(🔂)察大(🍂)炮,把大炮(pào )(🚔)炸掉(🌮)了。
In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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