(🌠) “二(🆓)战”时期,盟军要实施安奇奥登陆计(jì )划(huá ),迫于(🤢)对一门叫安奇奥(🆖)大炮的超级(🍖)武器的忌惮,要派两个精锐(ruì )特工去摧毁这门大(dà )炮,结(jié )果两(liǎng )个(gè )傻逼被派(🗄)了去,最后经过(guò )(💆)一(✳)连串(chuàn )搞(gǎo )笑事(🏐)件,阴(🕌)差阳(yáng )错的最后(🗑)完(😚)成了任(rèn )(🙁)务(wù )。
片(piàn )段(duàn )一(yī ):德国人(🌙)在北非布(🔩)置了一个(gè )(🚨)陷(xiàn )阱(⏯),准(🖲)备(🔢)了一幅假的防御(㊗)工事(🥔)地(💻)图让这(zhè )二个(gè )(✋)士兵带回去。他们(㊙)却阴(🙀)差阳错的拿走了真的地图,最终(zhōng )赢得了(⛳)战役。
(🐀)片段(🚴)二:(🤖)他(tā )们化装成(chéng )管道工潜入德(💔)军在意大利的(de )司令(🐾)部(bù ),给他们卫生间的管(guǎn )道(dào )修得(dé )(🃏)乱七八(🌼)糟,把(bǎ )将军淋了(🔈)个落汤鸡。将军去(qù )换衣服,拉(📛)开(kāi )抽屉发现一套新的军服,于是洗头洗脸(liǎn )准备(bèi )换上新(xīn )军服的时候闭着(🌸)眼(yǎn )把脸盆里的脏水倒(dǎo )进抽屉(tì )里了(柜子旁边有一(yī )(👩)个废水桶)。那(🕺)个(gè )将军是(🚤)最主要的一个(gè )配角(jiǎo ),很有(👅)意(yì )思。到影(🔍)片结(💕)束前1分(fèn )钟,都没(méi )有(🐅)一句台词。最后说了(🍾)一句“谢谢(🐇)”。
片(🎁)段三(⛎):(🏖)德(dé )(🍝)军(🐸)有一门超级大炮俯(fǔ )视着联军(🍏)将(😻)要登陆的海(hǎi )滩。这二个(gè )士兵居然化装成希(🌲)特勒和随(suí )从(🎆),去(qù )视察大炮,把(bǎ )大炮炸掉了。
In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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